How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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