Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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