dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So here I am, sexting at work.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
