Are we in a gay sports bar?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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