And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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