it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if you like me you must not know who I am
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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