is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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