Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My bed is full of blood and feathers
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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