Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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