ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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