Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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