Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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