He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
