A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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