Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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