After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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