Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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