If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
