Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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