I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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