I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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