Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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