we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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