5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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