I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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