i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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