We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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