So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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