Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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