1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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