Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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