Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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