I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she peed on how many people?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
