physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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