Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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