The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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