Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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