Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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