I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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