i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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