Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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