doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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