the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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