This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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