I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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