Porn is love you can see.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
did i just pee glitter
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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