What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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