You work out of a Hotel?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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