You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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