sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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