how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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