you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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